Saturday, September 30, 2006

the pie post

how does one make a basketball? solve the question using the following equations

(BASKETBALL + PASS) x FACE = PAIN

PAIN = TOOTHPASTE + LEFT EYE (from previous personal experice)

therefore

(BASKETBALL + PASS) x FACE = TOOTHPASTE + LEFT EYE

BASKETBALL + PASS = (TOOTHPASTE + LEFT EYE) / FACE

BASKETBALL =
(TOOTHPASTE + LEFT EYE) / FACE
- PASS

thus solving the question to how the basketball is made. xD


Friday, September 29, 2006

the half-dead post

((MSN + GAMES) x BORED) + ANYONE HU IS ONLINE = HALFDEAD

my eyes are gonna pop out any second nao O_O

i used to be able to stone for long hrs when i was a maple addict, i guess we all grow old some dae dun we xD

Thursday, September 28, 2006

the T.T.T post

(PAPER + PEN) x NEWPARTNER = TIC TAC TOE xD

i shall conquer the land of tic tac toe, me and my trusty pencil xD

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

the D.D post

FREE MINERAL WATER + FRENS = DRINKING COMPETITION xD

which i won >=O

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

the toothpaste post

TOOTHPASTE + LEFT EYE = PAIN

i dunno how it got there but it freaking hurts x_X

Monday, September 25, 2006

the pizza post

PEER PRESSURE + EXTREME HUNGER = PIZZA

i gave up bball for stupid chem test 2dae, sorri spalding!! =( i wanted to revise chem with the FYS bud i couldn't find the stupid book >=O and nao i end up stoning in front of the com again x_X

KISS MY BUTT CHEM TEST >=O

Sunday, September 24, 2006

the three dae post

my bro has been hogging the com for the pass few daes >=O which explains the short but SWEET posts xD anw this post will summarise the pass three daes

FRIDAE

i got to play BASKETBALL for the WHOLE afternoon xD wah super duper uber FUN (there is a consequence though, my face had another pimple outburst >=O is this DIVINE PUNISHMENT??) den at night got mooncake festival celebration =O

(showtime team + jasper VS pathligh kids + little indian girl) + balloons tied on ankles
= FUN. (will upload the video when i learn how to xD)

stayed back for clearing up of canteen becuz I am HELPER!!

ME = HELPER O_O
HELPER = 3 Merit points xD

SATURDAE + SUNDAE
both daes are combined because both daes are pretty much the same, i stoned infront of the tv for practically the whole dae.

saturdae = CARTOONS till 5pm =O
sundae = PS2 till 6.30pm

THERE!! a big CHUNK of BORING WORDS. i hope readers didnt pass out due to boredom <__<

i have decided to post short posts since it will veri boring from nao till exams are over =(

List of Teachers of JWnFps (JUNWEI n FRIENDS primary school) - v0.2

Junwei - Principal and Chinese language teacher
Ahtong - PE teacher, basketball coach and home econs teacher (tong can cook so can you xD)
Peh - CME and Health Ed teacher
Yihui - English language teacher
Ex-leader - DM and volleyball coach ( like mr ong O_O)
XiaoHu - Malay language teacher
Lelia - Music teacher
Chongyi - undecided
Yitseng - ART teacher
Woonhong - Canteen auntie xD
Kianumb - Operations Manager (in-charge of looking for cleaners and stuffs lk tt)

post that are currently free : science teacher , humanities teacher, mathematics teacher, design and technology teacher.

SCHOOL BUILDING BLUE PRINTS WILL BE UP DURING SCH HOLS xD

Saturday, September 23, 2006

the supper post

PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH - SANDWICH

= SUPPER

i ran out of bread =(


Thursday, September 21, 2006

the brilliant post

IM BRILLIANT O_O

shhhhhhhhhhh!!
dun tell anyone xD its a secret =O

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

the post that was meant to be playpost

i shall post abt what happened this morning b4 i start my complaints abt 2dae.

MATHS!! kae ping lied to me!! she saed i got disticntion for AMC but actually dun hav!! i onli got a crummy credit >=( still make me tink i got kinder bueno <__<

PHYSICS!! ms lew keep ignoring ahtong and me >=O ahtong raise his hand so high den ask her a question den ms lew stared at ahtong for awhile den turned away and ask " who got any questions to ask me?" o_O? nvm, we got SPALDING xD. oh ya, the physics test was gd xD

ok, end of sch events. start of complaining.

it was suppose to be playdae BUT i had nothing to play at all >=O unless you count the games i just downloaded on my fone which are not all that FUN xP i managed to complete one b4 i passed out of boredom. x_X

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PLAYDAE!! oh crap, nao i rmb i hav to do my english portfolio. i shall post phone playdae to 2molo. HA xD

Monday, September 18, 2006

the study post

2dae is studydae! so i will study 2dae xD

AMATHS test wasnt as tough as i expect it to be >=O i even thought that it was an Emaths test. i guess there will be many ppl scoring high marks again xP the rest of the dae was pretty much boring, i slept through 2 periods of chem. cant blame me xP the weather was perfect and the lesson wasn't that interesting.

the onli thing that was fun was CME!! =O we havta complete a bingo sheet by finding classmates classified in the category. eg: can play volleyball veri well: yihui. anw the bingo sheet gave us the perfect reason to run ard the whole class and shouting out names. its was super chaotic and super duper fun xD i can play the piano loh, bud no one asked me to sign =(

i went to get my fone back after sch, feels kinda weird to have it back O_o?

back to the EOYs plan, i hav tuition 2nite so i dun need to worry abt physics revision xD and 2molo is PLAY DAE!! which means i dun need to do any studying at all and can play all dae xD YEA xD

Sunday, September 17, 2006

the prep for EOYs post

EOYs are two weeks away!! even i can feel the PRESSURE =O

NOT xD

bud i havta admit i have been studying for the maths test for these two daes. damn its tough.

EQAUTION: my PREP for EOYs

S = study
P = play
d = dae

My life = Sd, Pd, Sd, Pd, ...

BUT nao it becomes,

My life = ((S+P)/2)d ,
((S+P)/2)d, ((S+P)/2)d, ...

and that is not a good thing >=O i have decided that 2molo will be a studydae since there will be physics test on tuesdae and tuesdae will be playdae and so on xD

i find it easier to define things by using equations xD

Saturday, September 16, 2006

the productive post

2dae is super productive dae xD play bball in the morning with ahtong, yihui n tommy. den coach tong gimme training =O den b4 we leave play one on one de i lose tommy 5-0 =( nvm hols i pia everydae den nxt time REMATCH xP

afternoon go BISHAN LIBRARY study with ex-leader. we camp at the second floor n wait for the spot that me n PK n lelia last time study de. den me n ex-leader tok tok tok den the spot got ksed by a bunch of tennis girls >=O yihui joined us later den we go walk ard library. we saw JANE =O den we got ksed again by her somemore!! i will rmb this JANE!! >=O

after studying we go play bball again. den we play 2 on 2 with other ppl. 10-11 we lost =( i dun dare to cut into e basket xP i get ball le den keep running by the side den shoot from far far. den our centre off form, can get rebound bud cannot get e ball into the hoop. plus our teamwork sometimes gd somtimes bad. score 6-3 become 6-7 become 10-7 den become 10-11

SORRI to yihui xD n ex-leader xP

i will become a pro shooter >=O somedae xD

YEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEA! im happy xD (this is to prevent yihui to sae im emo xP)

Thursday, September 14, 2006

the chinese (related) post

no. im not gonna blog in chinese, tt will only happen when <__< ok, it wil nvr happen xP

VE was super fun! we must make card and write things in them and giv them to our frens. i made 9 cards, HA! den i missed the opening ceremony of the "giving-out-of-cards" part becuz ms lee called me out to "talk" to me >=O AND nao i hav to write a letter to zhuo lao shi abt something O_O ok, i forgot wat i was suppose to write abt <_<

so my sis saes i shld write abt stuffs other than my life, ok i shall try xD

anyone read the straits time HOME segment 2dae? its saes "New NorthLight School comes up with plans to help dropouts and kids who fail PSLE repeatedly" i sae its crap. pupils of northlight hav to "show generosity by helping their friends out or be honest by returning somthing" to earn a stupid token to play pool, foosball (table soccer) or xbox 360. TO HECK with the stupid system which adults think will help. this stupid idea will just cause students to be fake little angels. SURE, they will be generous and everything the teachers want them to be BUT that will onli be because they want to PLAY the 360, foosball or pool NOT because they want to be good ppl. these are teenagers we are talking abt, pls do not treat them like little kids and REWARD them with things you can play in AMKSS for doing nothing (except for the 360)

Prime minister Lee Hsien Loong even praised them for their enthusiasm. i praise them too, for wasting my parents money on their non-efficient effort to make the world a better place.

ok, that was a little emotional xD i shall sign off here

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

the first picture post

sch wasnt as fun as yesterdae so there isnt much to write abt xP i went to maths consultation after school, its the onli time when i can sit down and do my maths homework. Actually, mornings are nice times to do homework as well, the reason why i go to sch earlier than others is because i like the serenity and peace O_O anw im going for maths consultation again 2molo.

ok, PICTURE TIME


if you look carefully, you can see KIONG in the picture xD and i stole the pic from weiying xD


Tuesday, September 12, 2006

the average post

2dae was an average dae O_O gd stuffs and bad stuff happened. BAD stuff first. GEETA!! msged me during english lesson den i stupid go see her msg >=O den elina saw me! i guess i have lousy "looking-at-msg-during-lesson" skils. den my hp kena confiscated =( i dun plan on getting it back either xD i hav no use for it nao anw.

GOOD stuffS! 2dae i played ard ALOT in class!! SS was extremly FUN 2dae =O we got divided in to two groups den divided again into 4 small groups den each small group muz form questions on different topic after that the 2 groups must ans other group's question. den I ans MOST of the questions by MYSELF!! bud our group still lacks 3 points i tink (every correct question is 1 point)

den PHYSICS!! have i ever told you that my life dream was to start a pri sch?? me and ahtong talked abt my dream for the whole lesson xD pir sch is ideal since you do not need much qualifications to teach and kids are nicer when they are young. and yes, IM SERIOUS ABT THIS

List of Teachers of JWnFps (JUNWEI n FRIENDS primary school)

Junwei - Principal and Chinese language teacher
Ahtong - PE teacher and basketball coach
Peh - CME and Health Ed teacher
Yihui - English language teacher
Ex-leader - Mathematics teacher and volleyball coach
XiaoHu - Malay language teacher
Lelia - Music teacher
YitSeng - ART teacher
Woonhong - Canteen auntie xD
Kianumb - Office Manager (in-charge of looking for cleaners and stuffs lk tt)

post that are currently free : science teacher , humanities teacher, discipline master

im realli serious abt this so dun mock my dream and sae its RUBBISH >=O

after sch, we went to brian's hse to play with his new 360 O_O i nvr thought that i would lk an xbox bud i actually did. 360, unlike its ancestor, has a smaller controller which is wireless. thats the only part i lk most abt 360. i tried N3, its nice xD

GAME equation
Dynasty warriors + Drakengard + DMC (a little bit) = Ninety Nine Nights

ok, this seems to be e longest post i've ever written O_O nice xD

Monday, September 11, 2006

the school reopen post

so sch reopens 2dae, my sit changed to beside cassan =O bud thats onli for the first 15min of sch. then supeng will change place with me who will change place with glenn so i'll end up sitting beside AHTONG + beside peh + 4th row =O exams are nearing so i must study study study even though its a pain in e ass >=O

ohh ya! i got back my chinese letter writting test! 12/20 >=O everyone agreed i shld hav gotten more loh lk ard 14-15. plus i put in sooo much effort in writing it =( weiying keep saeing zhuo lao shi got prejudice towards me, i nvr realli belived her until 2dae xP

something is wrong with my msn!! Error Code: 81000314, pls tag a solution to this stupid error if you noe TY ALOT ALOT xD

plus i left my hp with anny!! im cut off from civilisation, HELP!!! =(


Saturday, September 09, 2006

the sabo post

its one of those umm thingy you havta do becuz your fren passed it on to you =O

so, im suppose to name 11 ppl that i can tink off right nao in my head. ummm, sorry, i cant xD its kinda tough. SORRI lelia xD i promise i'll do it when i can tink of 11 ppl which will be like a few mths later i hope =O

anw, i went to BISHAN LIBRARY 2dae with lelia and P.K. singaporeans are still as kiasu as ever, the library hasnt even opened yet and ppl are alrdy crowding ard the door. the worse part is some of them even ran to get gd seats. anw we took our time and got a pretty nice spot xD and the best part is: i actually studied for the first time in the entire hols! =O

BISHAN LIBRARY has the best of everything. everything except thier toilets. i dunno abt the girls toilet bud the guy's one onli has one stupid cubicle. and ITS ALWAES OCCUPIED. to guys planning to mug there, take my advice: shit b4 you go in.

HA! i finished my portfolio cover page + self-portrait! beat that xD

Friday, September 08, 2006

the point post

so i went to brian's hse 2dae. there was me, ahtong, ex-leader, yihui, ahlam, mengkiat, tommy and shikai. den we played alot alot alot of fun stuffs xD okok, the most fun one has got to be POWERSHOT soccer card game league!!! anyone who concedes a goal will be smashed and thumped to a pulp by the GREAT foam SWORD of JUSTICE!!(i'll bet no one likes to read abt this bud its just so much fun blogging abt it xD)


ok, nao for the serious stuff. hav you ever wondered how the mac points work?? lets analyse it shall we??

hamburger = 100 points
cheeseburger = 150 points
doublecheeseburger = 260 points

hamburger = ham + burger
cheeseburger = ham + burger + cheese (1 piece)
cheesburger - hamburger = cheese (1 piece)
cheese (1 piece) = 50 points

doublecheeseburger = ham (2 piece) + burger + cheese (2 piece)
doublecheeseburger - cheese (2 piece) - ham - burger = ham
ham (1 piece) = 60 points

hamburger - ham = burger
burger = 40 points

burger = 40 points
ham = 60 points
cheese = 50 points
there you hav it!! damn im good at maths xD

i've got to go nao, BATMAN n ROBIN is on central nao!!
i noe im not suppose to bud i still love you alot.



Thursday, September 07, 2006

the promised post

i was stuck at home all dae. i planned to study bud i guess there are just too many things going through my mind. well, actually there's only one thing. xD

i noe exams are coming, i noe i need to pull myself together and STUDY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! >=O ppl hu did a little of their hols hw, fret not, at least you did a a little. i did nth, yup ZERO. plus i didnt even bother to bring back ANY txt books at all. THERE, you are feeling btr alrdy arent ya? xD

ok, im going to brian's hse 2molo and BISHAN library on sat with lelia n poiyi. tt'll keep me from being bored. i hope xD

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

the thankyou post

much has happened 2dae

so every blog must hav at least a thankyou post to thank the ppl impt in their lives right? here it goes.

thankyou mom for giving birth to me xD
thankyou sis for cooking supper for me when i get real hungry at night
thankyou lil bro for being a thorn in my flesh somtimes bud overall you still alright xD
thankyou ahtong for teaching me basketball (though i still suck at it) and for nvr psing me
thankyou yihui for slapping me when im emo xD
thankyou ex-leader for being there for me ( except when you hav work)
thankyou coach teo for teaching vball to team respect and for being a realli gd fren xD
thankyou tayzhiyun for being the best gal fren a guy could ever hav
thankyou poiyi for umm listening to what i hav to sae abt BISHAN LIBRARY n being a gd fren
thankyou amanda.w for throwing flour down my neck and slacking with me in track xD
thankyou jink for survivng sitting beside me for nearly a year (yes, i noe 50 lollipops)
thankyou winy for taking literature with me and popping up online once in a while to sae hi
thankyou LINDA for taking care of the notorious 8 grass (sorry that we let you down)
thankyou takeng for nvr failing to make me laugh xD
thankyou P.K for being so ON and also for collecting mac points(hit 2000 le mah? im hungry)
thankyou huanqing for playing with me in HCL class xD
thankyou peh for teaching me abt AQG and yoyo xD
thankyou rey for lending everyone your hse so we hav a place to chill
thankyou anny for playing ps2 =O
thankyou samuel.c for being an understanding captain and letting me slack xD
thankyou ivan for owning kiong with me and takeng
thankyou da-ge for letting me, ivan and takeng own xD
thankyou kaiping jie for teaching maths band 1(promise to listen in class from term 4 onwards)
thankyou woonhong for bringing cup noodles and other stuffs so our recess can own 3/1 xD
thankyou kath for bringing food for recess also xD
thankyou genevive for blasting that loud voice into my ears everydae
thankyou cassan for being caring xD
thankyou rachel for enduring my umm irritation?? (tts a word right? irritation?)
thankyou jolyn for being fun to chat with xD

WOW! it almost look as though im writing my will. to those whom i have not thanked, slip of my mind, pls remind me xD


Tuesday, September 05, 2006

the advertising post

so i realised bloging aint tt fun if ppl dun come to your blog

so i've decided to advertise it xD be thick-skinned and FORCE ppl to read my post!! if it doesnt work den the last resort shall be to use VIOLENCE >=(

speaking of violence, i played bball with ahtong n yihui just nao. den on the wae back to j8 got one uncle wearing blue polo tee suddenly attack innocent and defenseless yihui with a blue umbrella!! bud yihui siam den e uncle run away O_o? anw the point is: if you see an uncle wearing blue polo carrying blue unmbrella, call the police xD

the post that was meant to be happy

and nao everyone's not free.

ok, i tink i'll go to my favourite bishan library xD

the hungry post

yes, i am veri veri hungry nao X_X. my mom didnt come home with breakfast until 11! usually she comes home at ard 10. so nao i've decided not to eat my breakfast since its alrdy 11, i might as well wait for lunch. FOOD TASTE BTR WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY xD so umm wish me luck.

ohh ya! it occured to me tt most blogs are suppose to hav tag boards and links and everything + PRETTY skin. bud im a newb at blogging so i shall wait for some kind soul to teach me " THE WAYS OF BLOGGING". and a newb is not a noob refer to the link below for further details:

http://cad-comic.com/comic.php?d=20060823

NO tayzhiyun, white + orange =/= clownfish xD

Monday, September 04, 2006

the post after the first post

do you have someone in your contact list that you hav nvr spoken to in a veri long time? i mean veri veri long time like maybe one two years??

i hav xD

well, maybe its not suprising for some who has like a thousand-and-one in thier contact list but it sure is for me xD i mean how can you noe someone for a few years and dun noe him/her at the same time? ok , nao im getting confused.

anw glad to hav met ya DORA xD

the first post

yup, im gonna try blogging again. why? becuz it beats starring at the com the whole dae with nothing to do. here are some other reasons :

1. it is suppose to improve my english O_O so this blog btr make me get my A1 xD
2. did i mention that it beats starring at the com the whole dae?
3. hey! i tot of alot of reasons ok! bud i realli cant seems to rmb them nao =(

there you go! three perfect reasons xD

oh ya, todae is the dae steve irwin pass away! apparently, the great crocodile hunter's chest got punctured by a stingray? (i tink <_<)>

when i told yihui i was gonna start a blog, he was like all "NO! blogs are for emo ppl!!" and stuff like that. so ppl, if my future posts get EMO you have the right to slapp me and wake me up from the stupid emo shit xD

err, one last thing, pls pardon my old blog with old posts in it? the younger me disgust the me nao so i bet it disgusts everyone xD

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