Saturday, July 11, 2009
Its a Narwhal!!
"narwhals narwhals swimmin in the ocean,
causin a comotion,
cuz they are so awsome.
they're like an underwater unicorn,
they're like an underwater unicorn,
they've got a kick ass facial horn."
Monday, November 24, 2008
well well, its been awhile
the holidays have begun for quite awhile now
its been so long since i can really relax and not think about school fucking work
but this peace aint gonna be ever lasting so i've been makin the best of my days bummin around
anyhow, i'll soon be starting to work so i figured its time to write out a list of things im gonna buy after i get my pay =D
i wanna call it a "shopping list" but that sounds really feminine to me so here's my
MACHO list of MACHO things to buy after getting my MUCHO pay
socks
Nintendo DS
T-shirts! lotsa them!
berms
birkenstock
MONEY clamp
briefcase
pencilcase?
shoes
thats about it for now
wonder how many things i can cross out after getting paid?
the holidays have begun for quite awhile now
its been so long since i can really relax and not think about school fucking work
but this peace aint gonna be ever lasting so i've been makin the best of my days bummin around
anyhow, i'll soon be starting to work so i figured its time to write out a list of things im gonna buy after i get my pay =D
i wanna call it a "shopping list" but that sounds really feminine to me so here's my
MACHO list of MACHO things to buy after getting my MUCHO pay
socks
Nintendo DS
T-shirts! lotsa them!
berms
birkenstock
MONEY clamp
briefcase
pencilcase?
shoes
thats about it for now
wonder how many things i can cross out after getting paid?
Friday, September 05, 2008
Name: Junwei
Birthday: 230391
Birthplace: -
Eye Colour: Black
Hair Colour: Black, i like to think its brown =D
Height: 190
Right Handed or Left Handed?: Right
Your Heritage: Japanese
My Worst Habit: I dont like to finish my food
Zodiac Sign: aries
Shoe Size: 9
Pant Size: 28 (depending on cutting)
Innie or Outie: a lil bit of both? inouttie? <--- this is true
Parents Still Together?: yeah
Shoes You Wore Today?: OSIRIS
Your Weakness: my COMPASSION
Your Fears: i have NONE
Your Perfect Pizza: any pizza's fine
Goal You Would Like To Achive This Year: earn lotsa KA-CHING
Your Most Overused Phrase In Instant Messenger: HEY
Your Best Physical Feature: my toes, yep, definitely the toes
Your Bedtime: usually 10
Your Most Missed Memory: my holidays
MY FAVOURITE
Colours?: rainbow
Food? : SUBWAY
Sports? : rope skipping
Animal? : kitty
Ice Cream? : ICE CREAM!
Candy? : CANDY!
Store? : store?
Salad Dressing? : hate salad
Actor? : Heath Ledger
Songs? : smelly cat
Letter? : A*
Number? : 23
Gum? : GUM!
Holiday? : HOLIDAY!
Season? : winter, though i've never seen snow =(
ToothPaste Flavour?: bubblegum
Radio Station? : nope
Perfume? : yucks!
Scent Besides Perfume?: zinger?
Body Part On The Opposite Sex? : yes please
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? : pricipal
How Do You Want To Die? : someone sure is pessimistic
Turn ons: TOTALLY!
Turn offs: ugh
Which Of Your Friend Acts Most Like You? : i dunno?
Who's The Loudest? : ME! ME! I AM!
Who Makes You Laugh The Most? : me again
Who Have You Known The Longest? : probabaly zhiyun, since p5 or 4
Who's The Shyist? : ME! AGAIN!
When Have You Cried The Most? : a few weeks ago? there was like this super nice k-drama!
What is The Best Feeling In The World? : ye' know it!
Worst Feeling? : awww
Where do You Want To Live When You Grow Up? : NIPPON! NIPPON! my homeland!
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Will It Be? : my feet
How Long Do You Think You'll live? : 60, EXACTLY!
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Lets walk on the: walk
Lets look at the: girls
What a nice: view
Where did all the: lights go
Why can't we: be friends, why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends, why cant we be frie~ends?
Silly, little: poop
Isn't it weird that:yeah, definitely weird
Never Under Any Circumstance: leave your fly open
I wish: for a million wishes
Everyone has a: mind of their own?
I am: SO SCREWED! i should be mugging for promos! not doing this!
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In love? : yes, i like to think it that way
Been to Juvie? : what the hell is that?
Mooned Someone? : NICE! but i'll probably get my ass kicked
Been Rejected? : nope! never shot down! not even once. well, mainly because i've never put my self out there to get shot before
Ran Away from home? : i wanna
Picture your crush naked? : no crushes, only fantasies =D
Skipped School? : yup, so im gonna get my ass handed to me on monday cuz i dont have an MC
Thought about Sucide?: YEAH!
Slept Outside? : naw, but it sounds cool!
Laughed so hard you cried: yeah
Cried in school? : YEAH!
Thrown up in school? : naw
Wanted to be a model? : nah
Cheated on someone? : nope
Done Something Really stupid that you still laugh at it today?: YEAHUH!
Seen a dead body?: in a coffin
Been Bitched Out? : dont really know what it means, but yeah sure!
Drank Alcohol? : yup
Smoked: nope
Been on drugs?: eww, no?
Eaten Sushi?: yeah?
Been on Stage? : yup
Gone Skinny Dipping? : me and my friends just went skinny dipping under the moonlight. awesome!
Shoplifted? : dont think so
Been Drunk? : HELL YEAH!
Been called a Tease? : wtf is that?
Been beaten up? : nope, maybe one day i will? it'll help in my journey to becoming a TRUE MAN!
DO YOU
Swear? : all the time
Sing Well? : totally
Shower Daily? : YEAH?
Want to go to College? : yup
Want to get married? : yeah
Believe in yourself? : duh
Get motion sickness? : never tried
Think You're Attractive? : SMOKIN'
Get along with your parents? : mom, maybe
Like thunderstorms? : nature's guilt-free ticket to bummin around at home
Play an instrument? : yup
Own an IPOD? : nuh, but i wanna
Pray: nah
Go to Church? : nope
Sleep with a Stuffed Animal? : YEAH! i have like five or six of em!
Keep a Diary/ Journal? : doesnt this count?
Dance in the Rain? : COOL!
Sing in the shower? : YEAH!
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi
McDonald's
Single Dates
Vanilla
Strawberries
Veggie
TV
Guitar AND Drums
Adidas
Chinese
Cheerios
Pie
Deaf
Boxers
CAN YOU
Do the splits: nope
Write with both hands: totally
Whistle: yeah
Blow a bubble: YEAH!
Roll your tounge in a circle : yup
Cross your eyes : yeah
Walk with your toes curled : yeah?
Touch your tounge to touch your nose: no =(
Dance: heard of STEP UP?
Eat whatever you want and not worry: not exactly
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You touched: i dunno
You Talked to on the phone: yihui
You Instant Messaged: zaiyou
You Hugged: yes please
You yelled at: forgot
You played a sport with: BASKETBALL! my secondary schoolmates!
WHEN WAS THE LAST
Time you laughed: i laugh everyday
Time you cried: just recently. couldnt help it, the k-drama is too good
Movie you watched: WALL-E
Flavour of Gum you chewed: GUM!
Joke you told: im like a comicbook! READ ME!
Song you sung: i dunno
BELIEFS
Life on other planets: YEAH! E.T!
Miracles: when you believe!
Magic: MAGIC!
Love at first sight: LUST at first sight
God: nope
Satan: scary!
Ghosts: SCARY!
Santa: SANTA!
Evolution: duh, my jc house is like DARWIN?
IN A girl
Fav eye colour: yes please
Fav hair colour: yes please
Short or long hair: yes please
Height: TALL! so that she can match up to my 190 height
Weight: hot
Best clothing style: nuthin? HOW OBVIOUS IS THAT?
so yeah, i'm just doin this to procrastinate my revision
will blog when i start getting a life with more ZEST!
see ya!
Birthday: 230391
Birthplace: -
Eye Colour: Black
Hair Colour: Black, i like to think its brown =D
Height: 190
Right Handed or Left Handed?: Right
Your Heritage: Japanese
My Worst Habit: I dont like to finish my food
Zodiac Sign: aries
Shoe Size: 9
Pant Size: 28 (depending on cutting)
Innie or Outie: a lil bit of both? inouttie? <--- this is true
Parents Still Together?: yeah
Shoes You Wore Today?: OSIRIS
Your Weakness: my COMPASSION
Your Fears: i have NONE
Your Perfect Pizza: any pizza's fine
Goal You Would Like To Achive This Year: earn lotsa KA-CHING
Your Most Overused Phrase In Instant Messenger: HEY
Your Best Physical Feature: my toes, yep, definitely the toes
Your Bedtime: usually 10
Your Most Missed Memory: my holidays
MY FAVOURITE
Colours?: rainbow
Food? : SUBWAY
Sports? : rope skipping
Animal? : kitty
Ice Cream? : ICE CREAM!
Candy? : CANDY!
Store? : store?
Salad Dressing? : hate salad
Actor? : Heath Ledger
Songs? : smelly cat
Letter? : A*
Number? : 23
Gum? : GUM!
Holiday? : HOLIDAY!
Season? : winter, though i've never seen snow =(
ToothPaste Flavour?: bubblegum
Radio Station? : nope
Perfume? : yucks!
Scent Besides Perfume?: zinger?
Body Part On The Opposite Sex? : yes please
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? : pricipal
How Do You Want To Die? : someone sure is pessimistic
Turn ons: TOTALLY!
Turn offs: ugh
Which Of Your Friend Acts Most Like You? : i dunno?
Who's The Loudest? : ME! ME! I AM!
Who Makes You Laugh The Most? : me again
Who Have You Known The Longest? : probabaly zhiyun, since p5 or 4
Who's The Shyist? : ME! AGAIN!
When Have You Cried The Most? : a few weeks ago? there was like this super nice k-drama!
What is The Best Feeling In The World? : ye' know it!
Worst Feeling? : awww
Where do You Want To Live When You Grow Up? : NIPPON! NIPPON! my homeland!
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Will It Be? : my feet
How Long Do You Think You'll live? : 60, EXACTLY!
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Lets walk on the: walk
Lets look at the: girls
What a nice: view
Where did all the: lights go
Why can't we: be friends, why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends, why cant we be frie~ends?
Silly, little: poop
Isn't it weird that:yeah, definitely weird
Never Under Any Circumstance: leave your fly open
I wish: for a million wishes
Everyone has a: mind of their own?
I am: SO SCREWED! i should be mugging for promos! not doing this!
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In love? : yes, i like to think it that way
Been to Juvie? : what the hell is that?
Mooned Someone? : NICE! but i'll probably get my ass kicked
Been Rejected? : nope! never shot down! not even once. well, mainly because i've never put my self out there to get shot before
Ran Away from home? : i wanna
Picture your crush naked? : no crushes, only fantasies =D
Skipped School? : yup, so im gonna get my ass handed to me on monday cuz i dont have an MC
Thought about Sucide?: YEAH!
Slept Outside? : naw, but it sounds cool!
Laughed so hard you cried: yeah
Cried in school? : YEAH!
Thrown up in school? : naw
Wanted to be a model? : nah
Cheated on someone? : nope
Done Something Really stupid that you still laugh at it today?: YEAHUH!
Seen a dead body?: in a coffin
Been Bitched Out? : dont really know what it means, but yeah sure!
Drank Alcohol? : yup
Smoked: nope
Been on drugs?: eww, no?
Eaten Sushi?: yeah?
Been on Stage? : yup
Gone Skinny Dipping? : me and my friends just went skinny dipping under the moonlight. awesome!
Shoplifted? : dont think so
Been Drunk? : HELL YEAH!
Been called a Tease? : wtf is that?
Been beaten up? : nope, maybe one day i will? it'll help in my journey to becoming a TRUE MAN!
DO YOU
Swear? : all the time
Sing Well? : totally
Shower Daily? : YEAH?
Want to go to College? : yup
Want to get married? : yeah
Believe in yourself? : duh
Get motion sickness? : never tried
Think You're Attractive? : SMOKIN'
Get along with your parents? : mom, maybe
Like thunderstorms? : nature's guilt-free ticket to bummin around at home
Play an instrument? : yup
Own an IPOD? : nuh, but i wanna
Pray: nah
Go to Church? : nope
Sleep with a Stuffed Animal? : YEAH! i have like five or six of em!
Keep a Diary/ Journal? : doesnt this count?
Dance in the Rain? : COOL!
Sing in the shower? : YEAH!
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi
McDonald's
Single Dates
Vanilla
Strawberries
Veggie
TV
Guitar AND Drums
Adidas
Chinese
Cheerios
Pie
Deaf
Boxers
CAN YOU
Do the splits: nope
Write with both hands: totally
Whistle: yeah
Blow a bubble: YEAH!
Roll your tounge in a circle : yup
Cross your eyes : yeah
Walk with your toes curled : yeah?
Touch your tounge to touch your nose: no =(
Dance: heard of STEP UP?
Eat whatever you want and not worry: not exactly
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You touched: i dunno
You Talked to on the phone: yihui
You Instant Messaged: zaiyou
You Hugged: yes please
You yelled at: forgot
You played a sport with: BASKETBALL! my secondary schoolmates!
WHEN WAS THE LAST
Time you laughed: i laugh everyday
Time you cried: just recently. couldnt help it, the k-drama is too good
Movie you watched: WALL-E
Flavour of Gum you chewed: GUM!
Joke you told: im like a comicbook! READ ME!
Song you sung: i dunno
BELIEFS
Life on other planets: YEAH! E.T!
Miracles: when you believe!
Magic: MAGIC!
Love at first sight: LUST at first sight
God: nope
Satan: scary!
Ghosts: SCARY!
Santa: SANTA!
Evolution: duh, my jc house is like DARWIN?
IN A girl
Fav eye colour: yes please
Fav hair colour: yes please
Short or long hair: yes please
Height: TALL! so that she can match up to my 190 height
Weight: hot
Best clothing style: nuthin? HOW OBVIOUS IS THAT?
so yeah, i'm just doin this to procrastinate my revision
will blog when i start getting a life with more ZEST!
see ya!
Monday, July 21, 2008
ohh well, at least now i have something to write about
Answer the questions below, do a Google Image Search with your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, do it with minimal words of explanation.
1. The age you'll be on your next birthday:
Answer the questions below, do a Google Image Search with your answer, take a picture from the first page of results, do it with minimal words of explanation.
1. The age you'll be on your next birthday:
2. A place you'd like to travel to:
3. Your favourite place:
4. Your favourite food:
5. Your favourite animal:
6. Your favourite color:
7. Your favourite piece of clothing:
8. Your favourite movie:
9. The town in which you live in:
10. Your first job:
11. Your dream job:
12. A bad habit you have:
13. Your worst fear:
14. The one thing you'd like to do before you die:
15. The first thing you'll buy if you get $1,000,000:
i've removed and changed some of the questions that were not applicable to me =O
anyhow, i've cut my hair =D
now its short
short and black hair is the next big thing
because there are too many people out there with long hair or trying to get somthing that's long
and we all know if everyone's doing the same thing or looking then it aint cool anymore =O
nah, the main reason why i changed my hair was because the back overlap layer kept getting me into shit with my form teacher and that is troublesome because he is the one who will be writing my testimonial for my university application
and also, the back overlap looks like crap when i try to conform with my form teacher's "student hair cut" rules
so enough of my hair and on to my mid years
didnt do very well, i think im around the high-middle range?
well, my school's tests were easy compared to other schools so =D
im beginning to pick up the studying pace even if its inch by inch so hopefully i can move all my subjects up by one grade by promos?
BCCESS to ABBDEE
my target now i guess =D
yes, i didnt get A for math and barely grazed the B =(
Tuesday, July 01, 2008
so the mid-years are over!
most of our papers were fairly easy compared to other jcs'
dont know whether that's a good or bad thing but lets hope i score =D
anyhow, it seems my school and MI is engaged in a tight competition to decide which is that slackest junior college in singapore
they have a one week break after their exams, we have a close to one week(4 days excluding weekends) break after ours
they may be in a little bit of a lead right now but i dare say we have chances of over coming them =O
ohh, i went back to my DEAREST alma mater last friday
met quite a few other alumni, seems we all decided to go back that day for our pretty pretty School Graduation Certificate
my first encounter when i went back was with my FAVOURITE mother-tongue teacher
but i think she wasn't really happy to see me, rather she seemed a bit dismayed =(
conversed with many other teachers
Ms Lee YanYan the next-door chemistry teacher
Mrs Anand, my sec 1 form teacher and sec 4 english teacher, one of the strictest but nonetheless the best =D
Ms Ng KaePheng, annoying middle-age math teacher
naw i'm just kidding, she aint annoying =O
Ms Linda Tan, less of a motherly figure but more of a sisterly one?
Ms Yip and Ms Lee, my form and co-form teachers in sec 3 and 4
and last but not least the principal Mr Tan
it seems he think i under-performed for my o levels =D
oh well, maybe i did maybe i didnt?
so when we went back, these were the standard questions that every single teacher we talked to asked
1. Is that the graduation cert? wow, its so nice!
2. Have you bought the NOMAD tickets?
3. Are you to block 217 later for the movie screening?
4. Leonard, your eye is still like that ah?
and that's it for today =D
and yes, i'll be going to the NOMAD on friday =O
most of our papers were fairly easy compared to other jcs'
dont know whether that's a good or bad thing but lets hope i score =D
anyhow, it seems my school and MI is engaged in a tight competition to decide which is that slackest junior college in singapore
they have a one week break after their exams, we have a close to one week(4 days excluding weekends) break after ours
they may be in a little bit of a lead right now but i dare say we have chances of over coming them =O
ohh, i went back to my DEAREST alma mater last friday
met quite a few other alumni, seems we all decided to go back that day for our pretty pretty School Graduation Certificate
my first encounter when i went back was with my FAVOURITE mother-tongue teacher
but i think she wasn't really happy to see me, rather she seemed a bit dismayed =(
conversed with many other teachers
Ms Lee YanYan the next-door chemistry teacher
Mrs Anand, my sec 1 form teacher and sec 4 english teacher, one of the strictest but nonetheless the best =D
Ms Ng KaePheng, annoying middle-age math teacher
naw i'm just kidding, she aint annoying =O
Ms Linda Tan, less of a motherly figure but more of a sisterly one?
Ms Yip and Ms Lee, my form and co-form teachers in sec 3 and 4
and last but not least the principal Mr Tan
it seems he think i under-performed for my o levels =D
oh well, maybe i did maybe i didnt?
so when we went back, these were the standard questions that every single teacher we talked to asked
1. Is that the graduation cert? wow, its so nice!
2. Have you bought the NOMAD tickets?
3. Are you to block 217 later for the movie screening?
4. Leonard, your eye is still like that ah?
and that's it for today =D
and yes, i'll be going to the NOMAD on friday =O
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
so yeah, i've been tagged so im suppose to do the thingy right?
yeap, i think that's how it works
well, here it goes
1. Do you wish to get married?
wow, these things are kinda personal huh? yes i guess =D
2. What do you want to do now?
probably nothing since im sitting in front of the computer
3. What will you be doing at 6pm?
its pass 6pm
4. Do you hate your friends sometimes?
what? is this rhetorical? i hate'em! ALL THE TIME!
5. Where do you wish to die?
anywhere's fine i guess
6. Will you go for plastic surgery?
i would, if it didnt hurt that much =D
7. What are the impossible things you wish to do?
nothing is impossible >=D
8. Your darkest secret?
im acutally only 1.9m tall =O
9.Are you happy with your life now?
NO! SOMEONE STOP THE FUCKING RAIN!
10. What if your crush asked you out?
okay, i thought about this one for quite awhile. we dont have crushes at this age. we have fantasies >=)
11. What will you do when you feel bored?
anything, as long as it entertains me =D
12. What feelings do you hate the most?
boredom
13. Do you cherish every friendship of yours?
again with the rhetorical questions. NO! NO I DONT!
14. What are you looking forward to in the coming weeks?
CLEAR SUNNY SKIES =D
THERE! done! that took longer than i expected =O
and to top it off, a picture!
Singapore's hectic life-style and stressful education can really tire one out, or in this case, two =D
credit goes to brian, taken a couple of weeks ago when we were on a train to school
anyhow, i risk my life to provide entertainment so lets all keep this secret and pray i dont get my ass sued alright?
yeap, i think that's how it works
well, here it goes
1. Do you wish to get married?
wow, these things are kinda personal huh? yes i guess =D
2. What do you want to do now?
probably nothing since im sitting in front of the computer
3. What will you be doing at 6pm?
its pass 6pm
4. Do you hate your friends sometimes?
what? is this rhetorical? i hate'em! ALL THE TIME!
5. Where do you wish to die?
anywhere's fine i guess
6. Will you go for plastic surgery?
i would, if it didnt hurt that much =D
7. What are the impossible things you wish to do?
nothing is impossible >=D
8. Your darkest secret?
im acutally only 1.9m tall =O
9.Are you happy with your life now?
NO! SOMEONE STOP THE FUCKING RAIN!
10. What if your crush asked you out?
okay, i thought about this one for quite awhile. we dont have crushes at this age. we have fantasies >=)
11. What will you do when you feel bored?
anything, as long as it entertains me =D
12. What feelings do you hate the most?
boredom
13. Do you cherish every friendship of yours?
again with the rhetorical questions. NO! NO I DONT!
14. What are you looking forward to in the coming weeks?
CLEAR SUNNY SKIES =D
THERE! done! that took longer than i expected =O
and to top it off, a picture!
Singapore's hectic life-style and stressful education can really tire one out, or in this case, two =Dcredit goes to brian, taken a couple of weeks ago when we were on a train to school
anyhow, i risk my life to provide entertainment so lets all keep this secret and pray i dont get my ass sued alright?
Sunday, May 18, 2008
MOTHER'S DAY =D
i know i'm one week late but hey, there's a valid reason =O
I'm just too busy and lazy
anyhow, we celebrated at hollandv's ORIGINAL SIN
its an italian vegetarian restaurant, i think. small but cosy =D
Dad and Mom
Checkin' out the bill ($180) =O
now here's something rare, me and my dad together in the same picture
my brother
the food was super ass nice =D
we ordered around 5 main dishes and 2 desserts
pity i scalded my tongue with the risotto due to my greediness =(
my mom: who ask you so greedy put so much MEESOTO in your mouth!
AHHAHAHAHAHA =D
oh! the lemon meringue we ordered for dessert?
EPIC >=D
seriously, i could eat a million of those and still eat another million more =D
of course i'll have to be able to afford to buy a million of their lemon meringue in the first place
anyhow, i'll be looking forward to posting the next entry >=)
so until then i guess!
i know i'm one week late but hey, there's a valid reason =O
I'm just too busy and lazy
anyhow, we celebrated at hollandv's ORIGINAL SIN
its an italian vegetarian restaurant, i think. small but cosy =D
Dad and Mom
Checkin' out the bill ($180) =O
now here's something rare, me and my dad together in the same picture
my brother the food was super ass nice =D
we ordered around 5 main dishes and 2 desserts
pity i scalded my tongue with the risotto due to my greediness =(
my mom: who ask you so greedy put so much MEESOTO in your mouth!
AHHAHAHAHAHA =D
oh! the lemon meringue we ordered for dessert?
EPIC >=D
seriously, i could eat a million of those and still eat another million more =D
of course i'll have to be able to afford to buy a million of their lemon meringue in the first place
anyhow, i'll be looking forward to posting the next entry >=)
so until then i guess!
